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[acesisrael]

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[acesisrael]

a chef boyardee eleganza extravaganza maybe

[acesisrael]

was chef boyardee a real person or a figment of a marketing exec's imagination

[romanvittoriosionis]

i'm going to fully kill you

[acesisrael]

get in liiiiine, babydoll

[carolinelichfield]

wow this is taking a turn

[aggie_lichfield]

maybe the real chef boyardee was the friends we made along the way

[acesisrael]

that's profound and beautiful

[carolinelichfield]

i imagined the worst possible time to say uh oh spaghettios and now i hate myself

[j_todd]

buddy is the uh oh spaghettio

[diggerharkness]

this didn't age well did it

[j_todd]

not even a little bit.

[aggie_lichfield]

noooooooooo

[acesisrael]

what is it though

[carolinelichfield]

if your mind didn't go to the same place as mine i almost wanna know where it did go

[acesisrael]

i mean i thought of like a list of things and they're all horrible, so

[carolinelichfield]

yeah okay, that's fair

the one i thought of first was that it's a lousy way to finish fucking

[acesisrael]

i thought of that too, also giving or receiving head specifically

also overdosing

or dying in general

[carolinelichfield]

yeah i think that might be worse to say during oral. i'm not sure why, but it is

also okay i promise if you die saying uh oh spaghettios, i will make up cooler last words for you.

[acesisrael]

i've won but we've all lost

good. make it profound and memorable, iconic even.

[diggerharkness]

okay but which is-- you know what, never mind. even i don't wanna type that

[romanvittoriosionis]

i'm fully killing both of you for making me read this thread with my own two eyes

[acesisrael]

uh oh spaghettio

[carolinelichfield]

due to short notice, all i could come up with for your last words was "i'm the snack the smiles back" which isn't any better sorry buddy

[diggerharkness]

that better be you dyin' and not the other thing

[carolinelichfield]

you can't kill me if i've already died of shame, sionis