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[acesisrael]

 cocaine calzone calgon take me away

Comments

[diggerharkness]

nah i think ya had it right the first time

[carolinelichfield]

goddammit buddy now i'm hungry

[romanvittoriosionis]

indulge in a new luxurious cement shoe me time

[carolinelichfield]

there are a thousand melons in this tube. use them wisely.

[carolinelichfield]

ssssshhhh digger i'm trying to get him to drunkenly order us a bunch of food

[romanvittoriosionis]

abandon all sense of identity and d i s s o l v e into this barrel

[aggie_lichfield]

buy now hummus and a wow!!! extra large falafel meal for two

[acesisrael]

we can all be dollarmenunaires if you play your cards right

[aggie_lichfield]

instantly removes set-in stains!

[acesisrael]

cocaine could fix that i'm just sayin

[acesisrael]

a chef boyardee eleganza extravaganza maybe

[acesisrael]

was chef boyardee a real person or a figment of a marketing exec's imagination

[carolinelichfield]

i imagined the worst possible time to say uh oh spaghettios and now i hate myself

[acesisrael]

better sleeping (with the fishes) for better health (...with the fishes?)

[carolinelichfield]

gotta keep those scales looking nice and shiny

[j_todd]

buddy is the uh oh spaghettio

[romanvittoriosionis]

i'm going to fully kill you

[aggie_lichfield]

maybe the real chef boyardee was the friends we made along the way

[acesisrael]

get in liiiiine, babydoll

[acesisrael]

a dub dub bah dah i'm not luvin it

[acesisrael]

that's profound and beautiful

[aggie_lichfield]

noooooooooo

[carolinelichfield]

wow this is taking a turn

[acesisrael]

what is it though

[acesisrael]

i'm the snack that smiles back