anofferyoucantrefuse

~~cocaine~~ ~~calzone~~ calgon take me away

you yanks haven't been around long enough to have any fucking history what are you talking about

no history?? no history

them's fightin words

don't fight him. don't do it.

I CANNOT ABIDE THIS. hold my flowers.

fine but you gotta razzle dazzle him because you're not winning a straight up fight

distract him then hit him with the skillet

just don't take my fuckin' wallet again

and don't knock any of my teeth loose either

i already cleaned it out once, why would i take it again

and fine, i'll aim low

you always aim low

ba-dum-tish

do i get a bludgeon too or is it fists against skillet

you are a bludgeon

haha true enough