anofferyoucantrefuse

~~cocaine~~ ~~calzone~~ calgon take me away

abandon all sense of identity and d i s s o l v e into this barrel

instantly removes set-in stains!

better sleeping (with the fishes) for better health (...with the fishes?)

gotta keep those scales looking nice and shiny

i'm the snack that smiles back

rethink this

i've never rethought anything in my life, ever

this is the most honest thing you've ever said.

Edited 2017-12-06 08:42 (UTC)

i believe you