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[acesisrael]

 cocaine calzone calgon take me away

Comments

[diggerharkness]

that better be you dyin' and not the other thing

[diggerharkness]

okay but which is-- you know what, never mind. even i don't wanna type that

[carolinelichfield]

you mean you could only spell one of them

[j_crane]

Are you all on drugs?

[aggie_lichfield]

if you're close enough to see buddy, you're close enough to get a contact high soooo

[romanvittoriosionis]

i only wish i was, doc.

[carolinelichfield]

no but i'm still holding out hope

[arthur_shelby]

what the fuck is a chef boyardee

[acesisrael]

chef boyardee is an american institution, how dare you

[rubystgermaine]

how do you not know about chef boyardee?? he's a legend. he served with colonel sanders in the war.

[arthur_shelby]

who the fuck is colonel sanders

[rubystgermaine]

colonel harland sanders lead the louisville battalion my god don't they cover this in history class??

[arthur_shelby]

the what

[arthur_shelby]

you yanks haven't been around long enough to have any fucking history what are you talking about

[rubystgermaine]

the louisville... battalion?? out of kentucky? they fought in the siege of buffalo wing. jesus, this is disgraceful. i thought y'all had the better schooling.

[arthur_shelby]

what the fuck is the siege of buffalo wing

[arthur_shelby]

is this some fucking theme restaurant shit like medieval times

[rubystgermaine]

no history?? no history

them's fightin words

[acesisrael]

don't fight him. don't do it.

[rubystgermaine]

I CANNOT ABIDE THIS. hold my flowers.

[rubystgermaine]

isn't england just medieval times all the time? don't y'all go around in tunics eating giant turkey legs and stuff

[acesisrael]

fine but you gotta razzle dazzle him because you're not winning a straight up fight

distract him then hit him with the skillet

[arthur_shelby]

not after tea time, no

[acesisrael]

how the hell do you know about medieval times?

[arthur_shelby]

been to the one here in gotham